DAM NATION Year End List: 10 Worst Movies of 2013

Now, it's time for the other side of the spectrum right? These films are some of the most unwanted, and most importantly unnecessary films of the year and it’s time to put them on notice.

And just like my "best" list, it’s not physically and financially possible for me to go and watch ALL films that were released this year, and somehow decided not to watch films with terrible reviews, so you'll probably not see The Mortal Instruments: The City of Bones, Grown Ups 2 or anything of that caliber - maybe one. But, you know what I mean. Haha.

On my sixth year now, I give to you the 10 Worst Movies of 2013.

DAM NATION Year End List: 20 Best Movies of 2013

For my obligatory year end count. 70 movies in 12 months. Yes, it's not as many as 2011, but it's a lot better than my record last year. Now, while there were a couple of good films this year, I found it hard to have a clear standout and incredibly memorable movies. But I digress.

Oh, and since I'm not particularly fond of independent films - just my personal preference. Sue me! - so better not bash me for not including most of them in this list. Also, it’s not physically and financially possible for me to go and watch ALL films that were released this year, so you may not find some of them here. Haha. This is just for fun.

So, without further ado, DAM NATION presents the 20 Best Movies of 2013..

DAM NATION Year End List: 25 Songs of 2013

In 2013, we didn't see that blurred line or even that nude wrecking ball coming, we lived for the applause, we roared and we demanded them to wake us up when it's all over. We all decided to be friends with a monster, which caused us a lot of trouble.. trouble.. trouble.. until everything's gone.. gone.. gone.. Ha! But yes, that's probably the best way to sum up another spectacular year for mainstream pop music, so let's have the songs do it for us instead.

Just like every year, these are my picks for the 25 Songs of 2013: odes to frugality, songs about living our fantasy, and even a tune that has something to do about chemicals. These are the songs that I've shared on this blog at some point over the past 12 months.

Of course, this is admittedly a subjective list based on my personal judgments and preferences, but this list should also be a great conversation starter and feel free to agree or disagree. Either way there is a lot of great mainstream music - again, take note, MAINSTREAM MUSIC - to be found here.

Enjoy!

X Factor 3 Wrap-Up: 20 Best Performances

And it finally happened! I didn't think it was possible, but Alex & Sierra completely owned the competition! Their performances proved why most of them will NEVER be the winner of X Factor USA: they were all week by week schooled by Alex & Sierra! Really. Nobody can touch them. They were so far ahead of the others, they weren't even visible in their rearview mirror. I've never seen something this lopsided to be honest.

But enough of that. So, other than Alex & Sierra, who else made the list?

The Voice 5 Wrap-Up: 20 Best Performances

3 months. 27 episodes. Countless live performances. Yes, The Voice Season 5 finally crowned Danielle Bradbery's successor, Tessanne Chin. And now that a new winner has emerged, it’s about time to recognize the best live performances this season.

It’s a pretty interesting batch with a lot of strong vocalists, which made this a rather unpredictable season of who will eventually win the competition. I wasn’t really expecting much from this season after a great Season 4, but I really thought they were able to deliver strong peformances. It was tough finalizing the list, but here we go..

Now, we pay tribute to the performances that made this season worth watching - and reviewing!

DAM NATION: December 2013 Playlist

Here's the last set of songs for 2013. It's a bit tough coming up with a playlist at this time of the year as most artists opt to wait until the the Christmas season is over to release new singles, but then again, there a couple of good songs out there. Anyway, here's a list of 15 songs that I (personally) fancy, that are already doing good on it's own and maybe some new singles from different artists that will probably - or maybe not - be hits in the next coming weeks in whatever format.

So, there! Enjoy!

1. Cannonball Lea Michele

2. Cried Candice Glover

3. Hold On Colbie Caillat

4. I See Fire Ed Sheeran

5. Pompeii Bastille

6. Natural Disaster Pentatonix

7. Hourglass Zedd (ft. Jessica Sanchez)

8. White Walls Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

9. Tumbling Down Tessanne Chin

10. Adore You Miley Cyrus

11. Marry Me Jason Derulo

12. Let It Go Demi Lovato

13. No Better Lorde

14. Gravity Alex & Sierra

15. Pretty Hurts Beyoncé

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Password:DAM NATION's prediction of who will win X Factor 5.

DAM NATION: 1 Million Hits!

Sometime today, DAM NATION crossed 1 million hits! Sure, compared to the other bigger blogs out there, this may not seem like a lot, but it's a personal achievement for me and it's really rewarding as a blogger to see the support DAM NATION gets from the readers - especially the regular visitors no matter what topic I post.

So despite me making a big deal out of it, let me make this post an excuse anyway to thank everyone! Thank you to those who visited the blog so religiously - and even to those who just dropped by the site once and never again. Haha. Thank you to those who took their time to post comments because that somehow made everything a little more dynamic than usual here. Thank you to the people who suggests things for the blog and even to people who contributed an article or two for DAM NATION. Thank you to those who kept on challenging my ideas and of course, to the people who defended me from trolls.

I came into this blogging world not knowing what I was doing, and that was actually quite refreshing. But whatever I did to deserve such a dedicated and supportive readers, I'm thankful! Hopefully, this blog will stay on for the next couple more years! Cheers.

Once again, thank you!

X Factor US 3: Finale Results Show

For an overly underwhelming season of X Factor USA with incredibly tragic ratings, somehow, the show managed to have probably the most promising and marketable winner out of any reality singing competition this year! Simon Cowell better give them the best material possible album as they will probably be the only saving grace of this show. Oh, and the performances were verging from good to huh? Haha. I don't know.

So that's it! It's been a blast - who am I kidding? - reviewing this show, but with all honesty, I think this show got the right winner! Yay!

Let's cut to the chase! And the winner of The X Factor Season 3 is..

RESULTS after the jump!! 

X Factor US 3: Finale

Yesterday, a new The Voice winner was crowned, and it's time for X Factor US to have it's third winner under it's belt. The Finale show was a little underwhelming in terms of song choices - Alex & Sierra reprised two songs! What was up with that? - but for the most part, all of them delivered solid performances.

Also, I was pretty confident that Alex & Sierra had this in the bag since last week, but somehow, Jeff Gutt managed to pull off a strong set of performances that it could somehow slightly affect the results by tomorrow, but we'll see.

Oh, and Paulina Rubio performed and that was the most amusing thing I've seen this year. Seriously. Haha. 

Let's get on with the rankings, shall we?

The Voice 5: Finale Results Show

I've been saying a lot lately that The Voice Season 5 has to be the most unpredictable season EVER as the race to the title has never been this close. There were a good five or six contenders and some frontrunners even faltered early on making this pretty exciting. But, alas, I somehow managed to predict the winner after yesterday's performances. My basis? iTunes sales.

The question now is if the winner will get to have a mildly successful career just like Cassadee Pope and Danielle Bradbery, or be pushed into the corner and be completely forgotten by the public a la Jermaine Paul and Javier Colon? Not quite sure, but I'm hoping for the best. Arguably, the winner has technically the BEST voice.

Results after the jump!!

The Voice 5: Finale

It's the Finale week of The Voice Season 5 and that means three songs a piece! Let’s find out which contestants built appropriate sets and which contestants crashed and burned - if there's any.

Of course, we can’t start ranking the contestants until we talk about the night as a whole. It had a little bit of everything, didn’t it? Countless of overdone songs, boring reprises, and duet with their mentors who are not here to promote themselves. Haha.

Anyway, on to my last review and rankings for the season!

Movie Review: The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug

While The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug had a darker edge compared to its predecessor, which was lighter and too comic, this film still managed to capture the grandeur of the franchise. On a technical standpoint, everything was nothing short of brilliant. The cinematography was outstanding, the production values were top notch, and the action sequences were quite impressive. Plus, all the actors did a credible job. The screenplay was a bit weak though as it took a lot of time to really develop some major characters in a compelling way and there were a couple of unnecessary subplots. The pacing was also problematic as the story dragged a bit especially towards the end. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug could've been a lot better with a tighter editing, but other than that, this was great romp and a good set up for an interesting conclusion on both excitement and scale. 8

The Voice 5: Top 5 Studio Versions

Here's the Top 5 Studio Versions with oddly just one songs each. Again, the song choice left me a little cold, but we're almost at the homestretch and maybe they are having trouble finding "interesting" song choices no? Or maybe not, since Alex & Sierra were able to deliver current yet intriguing songs. But I digress.

DAM'S PICK: Angel by Jacquie Lee and Carry On by Will Champlin

X Factor US 3: Top 6 Studio Versions

Here are the Top 6 Studio Versions where Alex & Sierra dominated the iTunes as it ranked #1 for 2 days beating the original. This somehow started the whole trend as Alex & Sierra and some X Factor contestants rose to the charts unexpectedly.

DAM'S PICK: Say Something by Alex & Sierra, Say My Name by Alex & Sierra, and Wake Me Up by Restless Road.

X Factor US 3: Top 4 Results Show

Just like The Voice, X Factor concludes next week, but before that, they have to reveal first the three acts that will be fighting for that $1M recording contract with Simon Cowell's label.

So yes, despite all the mess that happened throughout this season, X Factor found gems with Alex & Sierra as they continue to rank incredibly high on iTunes. Gravity sits pretty at #1 and their performance from last week, Say Something is still at #9, while Little Talks is currently at #12. They have not won yet, but they already have 6 songs in the Top 100 of iTunes. Oh, and Jeff also placed really high at #5 with Hallelujah - just putting it out there.

Results after the jump!

X Factor US 3: Top 4

I may not agree with this set of Semifinalists - somehow, I was still hoping Khaya Cohen, Josh Levi and Ellona Santiago are still in the competition - but I can't really fault the remaining finalists as they somehow delivered great performances this week. I still prefer one from the others, but that's beside the point.

Oh, and finally, X Factor is creating buzz with Alex & Sierra. They ranked #1 on iTunes last week with Say Something - outperforming the original for two days - and #9 with Say My Name, and somehow this duo are the show's only hope of being renewed for another season. Plus, I'm loving the craziness of Paulina Rubio for some odd reason. Yes, she's not the most articulate, but she's the most entertaining part of the show! Haha.

The Sing-Off 4: Top 10

The Sing Off, possibly my other favorite reality singing competition - next to American Idol - is officially back! This underrated show tops everything else! The groups this year are just as talented as the previous seasons, the production is still top notch, and the judging panel with Ben Folds, Shawn Stockman and Jewel is probably the best EVER.

ALL of them know their stuff and they give articulate, precise and detailed criticisms without being harsh. And to be perfectly honest, I didn't think I'd enjoy Jewel as much as the very charismatic Sara Bareilles, but she impressed me so much, I honestly didn't mind her presence. Can I say the second ever useful female judge next to Sara?

The Voice 5: Top 5 Results Show

NAILED IT! I wanted this Top 3 since Matthew Schuler's elimination, but I didn't really think it's possible until it happened today. Based on their performances the entire season, I genuinely thought that the right people got through - I mean, among the remaining five finalists.

Oh, and Cassadee Pope, Michelle Chamuel, The Swon Brothers, and Danielle Bradbery performed their latest singles tonight and it's fun to finally see some of the alums having success after the show.

Results after the jump!

The Voice 5: Top 5

To be honest, I wasn't particularly ecstatic with the song choices this week - especially since we're now down to just five - but then again, a couple of people pulled of their otherwise tired song choices. At this point, with a race as tight as Christina's face, anyone could go home tomorrow and yes, I'm not sure who to root for after tonight. It could seriously be anybody's game at this point.

Here we go!

The Voice 5: Top 6 Studio Versions

Here are the studio recordings of the Top 6 tackling two songs each. I wasn't particularly ecstatic about most of their song choices, but I digress. A couple still delivered good studio versions.

DAM'S PICK: Redemption Song by Tessanne Chin, Fell In Love With A Girl by James Wolpert, and Hey Brother by Will Champlin

X Factor US 3: Top 8 Studio Versions

You know what's interesting, I'm seeing more people downloading X Factor US Studio Versions compared to The Voice. I seriously didn't see that one coming. Who knew?

DAM'S PICK: I Knew You Were Trouble. by Alex & Sierra, Treasure by Josh Levi, and Mama Knows Best by Ellona Santiago

X Factor US 3: Top 6 Results Show

IT HAPPENED AGAIN! Another talented contestant got eliminated and things are getting ridiculous. Seriously. How come the less vocally talented people are still in this whole thing? I have nothing more to say. It's annoying.

Results after the jump!

X Factor US 3: Top 6

This week they went all DIVA and UNPLUGGED and after Rachel Potter, Khaya Cohen, Lillie McCloud and Josh Levi got eliminated the past couple of weeks, I figured that this show will just rot in hell. But with two fantastic performances from Alex & Sierra and a couple of good ones from the other acts, this has to be one of the best episodes of X Factor this season. Oh, and somehow Paulina Rubio was unintentionally entertaining that I didn't mind her talking nonsense during the whole program.

I just hope America voted for Alex & Sierra as they seem to vote out the actual good singers no?

The Voice 5: Top 6 Results Show

Only one person got eliminated tonight, and while it was sad to see the person go, it was hardly surprising. That said, this has to be one of the fastest frontrunner backlash in the history of reality singing shows. Somehow, I blame the coach though as the song choices recently of this fallen contestant was just bland and predictable compared to when it was the contestant's song choice.

Results after the jump!

The Voice 5: Top 6

TWO SONGS! That's right. We're down to the Final 6, and since they have 2 hours to fill, the remaining finalists delivered two performances. Some delivered - in fact, one is just peaking at the right time - and on a night where everyone needed to step up their game, one faltered even harder than last week. Indeed, The Voice has NEVER been this predictable.

Here we go!

Movie Review: Frozen

When Tangled came out a couple of years ago, I knew it was a sign of Disney's fairytale comeback. If that confirmed the point, Frozen solidified it. This was incredibly entertaining, a feel good romp that while it may not have the qualities of the Disney classics such as Beauty and the Beast or Aladdin, it was still a really big step forward for Disney. The visuals were strikingly gorgeous, the lead characters were extremely well written, the voice actors delivered solid performances, and the story was fun, inventive and very much a wild spin on a classic fairytale. Plus, all the musical segments were lively and just pleasing to the ear, as with any Disney film. The villain was a bit disappointing though as he wasn't really well fleshed out and just lame compared to Jafar or Maleficent, but I digress. Frozen got everything you'd expect from a fairytale movie and then some. 8.5

X Factor US 3: Top 10 Studio Versions

I honestly find this theme weird - British Invasion - but I digress. I think a lot of people stumbled, but a few rose to the occasion and they're the usual suspects. Haha.

DAM'S PICK: Best Song Ever by Alex & Sierra, Sweet Dreams by Josh Levi, and Your Song by Rion Paige

X Factor US 3: Top 12 Studio Versions

Here are the studio versions for the Top 12 week where they all tackled the 80s. Not exactly the most current theme - obviously - but there were a couple gems in this group.

DAM'S PICK: Straight Up by Josh Levi, Addicted To Love by Alex & Sierra, and Borderline by Khaya Cohen

X Factor US 3: Top 13 Studio Versions

So, I've decided to post it anyway. Not sure how many are interested, but whatever. If I see that the interest is low for this post, I may just not post them.

DAM'S PICKS: I Heard It Through The Grapevine by Alex & Sierra, My Girl by Khaya Cohen and You Keep Me Hanging On by Sweet Suspense

The Voice 5: Top 8 Studio Versions

It hurts! While I'm still not over the fact that one of my favorites got eliminated this week - yes, I love myself some Ray Boudreaux. Haha. I kid - here are the studio versions of the Top 8.

DAM'S PICK: Dog Days Are Over by Caroline Pennell and Underneath It All by Tessanne Chin

X Factor US 3: Top 8 Results Show

X FACTOR US IS SUCH A JOKE. I mean, how come we always eliminate good people every week? Rachel Potter in Week 1, Khaya Cohen in Week 2, and now.. THAT? Simon was such a wuss to send the decision to deadlock. Why? Are you scared that the other person will ring your neck? Ok. I'm a terrible person, but I digress.

Oh, and this was so terrible, Demi Lovato performed and she should've been eliminated just from that vocals alone.

Results after the jump!

X Factor US 3: Top 8

Didn't expect that! Minus Restless Road's restless performance, this was probably X Factor's best episode this season. I didn't have a problem with the rest of the acts and for a big band theme, this was pretty good.

That said, the emphasis on the backstory on this show is so much worse than on any other reality singing competition. It's almost absurd! But I digress.

The Voice 5: Top 8 Results Show

I've said it yesterday, and I'll say it again. Tonight's results show will be nasty especially with a talent as deep as this season and, alas, it did happen as two frontrunners were up for elimination and it was pretty heartbreaking to see one of them leave the competition this early. Sigh.

Results after the jump!

The Voice: Top 8

With a complete turnaround of rankings this week - and on iTunes - this goes to show that anyone can still win this season - unlike the past two editions where it's already a foregone conclusion that both Cassadee Pope and Danielle Bradbery would win their respective seasons.

So yes, I'm predicting that tomorrow will be a nasty cut. There's not enough fodders left and we're still left with 8 talented people. It's exciting, but terribly upsetting once the results are in. But then again, I digress. That's how the cookie crumbles.

Anyway, here we go!

American Idol 13: New Day, New Season!

Here's the latest American Idol XIII Promo, which centered mostly on the judges, and how much they are loving each other. Yes, the circus from Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey is already gone, and we're back to the old feel good vibe of American Idol.

I was very cautiously optimistic about this season, but this promo somehow made me really excited. If they can do this for the actual show and fix their song lists - then we may have something here. Oh, and this has to be the best looking judging panel they ever had.

Enjoy!

The Voice 5: Top 10 Studio Versions

Here's the Top 10 Studio Versions. This week, the song choices were a snoozefest for the most part, but at least some of them tried to be current no?

DAM'S PICK: Love Me Again by Will Champlin, We Belong by Kat Robichaud, To Be With You by Cole Vosbury and Clarity by Jacquie Lee

X Factor UK 10: Top 6

Unlike last week, almost everyone delivered strong performances. I still don't think they're a solid group compared to previous seasons, but I guess, there's nothing we could do to fix it. We're stuck with these guys until the crowning of the next X Factor UK winner.

Oh, and some alums were back to mentor and it's nice to see Leona Lewis, Alexandra Burke, Olly Murrs, Shayne Ward, Joe McElderly, and Little Mix in the show again. That's the best thing about this episode.

Here we go!

X Factor UK 10: Top 7

Yet again, another annoying theme with more familiar song choices. No wonder it's all so boring and predictable. Ugh. It's so uninteresting, my blog post for X Factor UK are already a week late. Haha.

Here we go!

Movie Review: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Movie novelty quickly wears thin, which is why so many sequels pale in comparison to the original, but The Hunger Games: Catching Fire turned out to be a more riveting narrative with a much better execution (no pun intended) than its predecessor. It did feel like the movie was a bit rushed in parts, but it was still immensely entertaining and I liked that this film expanded both the story and the characters out. Yes, when the "games" began, things went a little generic and familiar, but I didn't really mind. The visual effects looked a lot sharper this time, the editing was good, the direction was masterful, and the acting performances, especially from Jennifer Lawrence and Woody Harrelson, were mostly impressive. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire was an expertly crafted film and a remarkable example of a great piece of entertainment. 9

X Factor US 3: Top 10 Results Show

The results this week were a mixed bag although I was dead on with my prediction from yesterday's post. One deserved to go home since The 4 Chair Challenge, but the other one - just like Rachel Potter from last week - was probably one of the only few people who could actually sing. It's a bit frustrating that as the number dwindle down to 8, we're stuck with half mediocre singers and half good vocalists. Oh well.

Oh, and just so you know, One Direction performed their new single, Story Of My Life.

Results after the jump!

X Factor US 3: Top 10

It's British Invasion Week and that's all I have to say as an introduction to this show. Ok. I'm kidding. But what else to say about this mess a show. Look, a couple of people did deliver nice to good performances, but for the most part, it's just blah. I don't know. It's frustrating and sad that this show isn't even trying to be good. Haha.

Oh, and Kelly Rowland just proved that she shouldn't be on this mess.

The Voice 5: Top 10 Results Show

Wow. Yes, the two people who hit Bottom 3 - and who eventually got the boot - were annoyingly predictable, but who joined them in that group was shocking. I knew we're up for a surprise, but I wasn't expecting THAT particular person to hit Bottom 3. How? Why?

Results after the jump!

The Voice 5: Top 10

Not sure if I was just holding a very high expectation of everyone - especially after the fantastic performances last week - but none of the performances tonight were anything to brag about. There was just way too much kumbaya around the campfire from most of them, the song choice were odd, and these contestants need to practice their lower register. I wouldn't be surprised if we get a shock boot tomorrow with a lackluster night all around.

Anyway, here we go!

The Voice 5: Top 12 Studio Versions

So I've decided to put up studio versions of the show starting this week. Let's hope I can keep this up until the end of the season. Haha. Oh, and I will also be giving my favorite recordings per post.

DAM'S PICK: All Of Me by Ray Boudreaux, My Kind of Love by Tessanne Chin, Sail by Kat Robichaud, Adorn by Cole Vosbury, and Demons by Will Champlin

DAM NATION: November 2013 Playlist

And here I am again with a post of DAM NATION's monthly playlist. To be honest, it's pretty tough to come up with JUST 15 songs as there are a couple of high profile releases this month. Anyway, here's a list of 15 songs that I (personally) fancy, that are already doing good on it's own and maybe some new singles from different artists that will probably - or maybe not - be hits in the next coming weeks in whatever format.

So, there! Enjoy!

1. The Monster Eminem (ft. Rihanna)

2. Demons Imagine Dragons

3. Story Of My Life One Direction

4. Unconditionally Katy Perry

5. Old School Love Lupe Fiasco (ft. Ed Sheeran)

6. Alive Dami Im

7. Timber Pitbull (ft. Ke$ha)

8. Sail AWOLNATION

9. What Now Rihanna

10. A Case Of You James Wolpert

11. Borrow My Heart Taylor Henderson

12. Do What You Want Lady Gaga (ft. R Kelly)

13. Let Me Go Avril Lavigne (ft. Chad Kroeger)

14. Better Together Fifth Harmony

15. Say Something A Great Big World (ft. Christina Aguilera)

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Password: Who ranked 3rd in The Voice 5: Top 12 Review?

X Factor US 3: Top 12 Results Show

Wow. With this kind of result, I wouldn't be surprised if Tim Olstad end up winning this whole thing and watch as Simon's biggest nightmare unfolds in front of him. Look, I never warmed up to the two eliminated acts, but they certainly weren't the worst act yesterday. I guess, I shouldn't expect much from a trainwreck season of X Factor no? Also, why was Demi Lovato so rude to Mario Lopez? Geez.

Oh, Selena Gomez and Fifth Harmony performed, and yes, I'm just putting it out there.

Results after the jump!

X Factor US 3: Top 12

ARE YOU F&%$ING KIDDING ME? '80s THEME? WAY TO BE RELEVANT! It would've been better if it's 1780s instead. Bring on Mozart! Haha. This show is giving me a headache!

But seriously, I don't think this show is even trying to survive after this season. It's like they gave up and just going along with the flow. It's a shame because there are a couple of little gems in this group. Yes, this is still probably the worst Top 12 in the history of reality singing competition, but potential is there. 

Oh, and Carlos Guevara was eliminated. Just putting it out there. Haha.

The Voice 5: Top 12 Results Show

As great as the show was yesterday, here's the inevitable task of sending two people home. Who will it be? Will the iTunes ranking be a good enough insight to know who will be eliminated? One thing's for sure, saving a contestant on the basis of number of tweet in 5 minutes is a mess - not that I disagree with the result, but it's stupid nonetheless. But I digress.

Results after the jump!

The Voice 5: Top 12

This! Is! The! Voice!

After last week, I figured that Season 5 isn't as talented as, say, Season 4, but this episode made me want to change my mind. Yes, I enjoyed the show and the performances immensely that I'm not sure I'm ready to let go of anyone just yet - ok, maybe two, but I digress.

There was NO serious train wrecks in this show - if you want one, wait for X Factor in two days. Haha. Yes, I went there - and that makes me anxious with tomorrow's results with two people going home. But we'll see. I'm just not ready for a shocking elimination yet so let the good ones stay first.

Oh, and one more thing, did an entire bee's nest sting Christina's lips? What happened? Haha.

Here we go!

X Factor UK 10: Top 8

I have nothing more to say to this. Yes, the theme offers a lot of possibilities, but this one was just as dire as last week's Disco theme. Can't they think of anything else? Add to that the fact that these contestants are average at best. There's a couple of shining little stars, but that's about it. Where are the Leona Lewis? The One Directions? The Cher Lloyds? The James Arthurs? Sigh.

Here we go!