Here are the 20 Things We Learned About Glee:
01. Cheerleaders wear their uniforms all day long, everyday.
02. America needs sunshine and optimism.. and also, angels.
03. Single Ladies is the answer to a football victory.
04. You don't need enough training to be a nurse in public schools.
05. Ballads are male ducks.
06. Vaccination shots make kids stupid.
07. Living with hepatitis is hard!
08. Sunglasses automatically make you cool.
09. Mohawks are heritable traits.
10. Students are under no obligation to attend any classes except for physical education and glee club.
11. Dolphins are just gay sharks.
12. Glee club kids can read music sheets perfectly the first time, every time, regardless of whether they’ve ever even heard the song before.
13. You should go to a misogynist when you pull a hamstring.
14. Just because a school cannot afford wheelchair ramps or a bus with a wheelchair lift doesn’t mean it won’t blow cash on weekly elaborately-staged musical numbers with dazzling sets, pyrotechnics, and more costumes than a Vegas lounge show.
15. A 40-year-old alcoholic dropout will be allowed to re-enroll and be part of the glee club.
16. The square root of 4 is rainbows.
17. If you don’t know who Josh Groban is, you should kill yourself.
18. There’s nothing ironic about show choir!
19. Pregnant girls can do crazy dance moves.
20. Glee makes the impossible possible!
Oh, and..
One last important thing: Sarcasm is important, along with metaphors. Haha.
4 comments:
Love it. Love lists. #14 also makes me wonder a lot. Just how much is the glee club's budget?
I'm thinking of making a list as well just in time for the finale but yours are always spot on.
Britt is awesome.
Haha. Yes, I'm still baffled by that as well. I guess, Glee's budget is ginormous that's why Sue keeps sabotaging the group so she'll have it all for Cheerios. Haha. But, what do I know.
Oh, and I want to read your list. Hehe. It's really nice to reminisce you know. :)
And yeah, Britt is just a gem like no other. Haha.
Why is everything here so true? Haha.
And let's just admit the fact that Brit got the best lines on the show.
Haha. Yes, Britt makes me look at things in a very different light. Haha. She should have her own spin-off after this show. Haha.
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